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Mix messages..Daddog is going up to wire the new house… Momdog and I are holding down the Fort Here. Daddog was expecting to sleep on the ground, Momdog got He and Dave a 4 bedroom palace with a hot tub for the week they will be doing the job…Hot tub ? Dave is a friend of Daddogs who is an electrical contractor..( Yes he has been warned about Daddogs work habits.( obsessions,, Moods).. hope Daddog doesn’t get himself into too much HOT WATER ( on the Job )…Still haven’t seen any LEXI stuff … guess I’ll have wait and be surprised…. saw MAX today.. It’s good to have a friend…. Note to self…. Next time they say we are going for a ride… ask where, and will I be coming back with my original Parts
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Hardwood takes time to dry…all the furniture is scattered throughout the house… No big TV viewing area…Momdog throwing pots..Daddog enjoying Momdogs absence,with some jewelry.,,( Blue Safhire ) .We sit enjoying the night air in the back yard..(got it ?)…as I am so capable of doing, I enter the Mind ( I use the term loosely) of said Dad and start to dictate my thoughts.. Inspired he rises from his chair and almost walks through the screen door… Channel Broken… I help pick -up the broken jewelry.. un -phased he pours another and sits down at his desk… ( thought I”D lost him )…….MAX…Now everyone NOSE I am exxtremely pretty ( hope you appreicate the second X ) That being said ..I am not unaware of the opposite Sex… so ..Max entered my life… He lives down the street.. His Human George ( not Katina’s husband ,who is afraid of me ) Walks Him 3 times a day..and as it turns out… Max pulls him up the street just to see me…( You know what I look like,, wouldn’t you)… We have a good romp.(.Just so you know Max is a purebred Husky) beautiful blue eyes.( not as Blue as mine , But nice )…..Romance… not exactly.. It seems WE are both Missing the necessary parts to take it to the next level.. But I do ENJOY our times together…I guess sometimes WANTING is almost as good as HAVING…. Don’t know about you but I’m sleepin GOOD Lately
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..wake up ..wake up..It’s the 9ers.. like rooting for mold to change colors……( I’m a 9er fan …in Therapy, these kind of games don’t help )
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Decisions,, color of floor, type of tile or slate, Hardwood, cabinet finish.which gas fireplace.. security camera,locations…. Not one of these is LEXI related… I expected… Size of heated/cooled Dog bed,,location of Treat dispenser ..Paw massager, adjustable scratching hand (what height ? , to allow for guests ) waterfall,fresh water feature.. Motion activated Dog Door …My Partial list seems simple enough, or at least an automatic ball throw,,Yet I have heard ZIP,..Not even a calendar with my picture on it……,Perhaps ..I should bite their hands a little Harder …. got to do somepin .. sure seems like it’s all about THEM
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Just back home from Tahoe….First I see Flower as we come up the road,headed my way,, Then 2 rackin-coons
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Remember Howard The Squirrel…I always believed He had no family..Never saw him with a girl friend, always seemed happy to be alone..It seems Howard had a Brother, who has a family,and they have inherited Howard’s domain… They are a noisy bunch.. a bunch of teasers.. Howard must have left notes because they know WE were not friends…..They know all of Howard’s Taunting maneuvers..His Brother is just as much the Jerk Howard was…I Have a PLAN……Howard’s demise was ruled accidental.. Never investigated…. There is no Squirrel C S I …Don’t Mess with LEX
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I’ve heard…You can’t teach Old Daddogs new tricks…We ( He and I ) have basically the same conversation everyday…Wooo,Wo wo….WooooooWooooo…It is obivous what my sounds mean..He answers with WOOOOOO Wo WOOOOOO….Not even close to the correct response… Today He added wowowowowowowooooooo.. that’s, not even a phrase. more like an expression , He uses the same Noise when Momdog gets Dress up or down…I guess I should just “Ride the Horse I got”
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Everybody is “Just FINE.”..Momdog is shooting Lacquer on the table and chairs for the Tahoe house..That Girl is a work horse-et…Laughter has been heard…I think Daddog is gonna ask for something Big ,while she’s HAPPY… I was seen rolling on my back…Spray on Momdog
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Talk about over reACTing…Now we all remember the smallish hole I was blamed for chewing in the family room carpet. ( I always thought the throw rug Momdog placed over it was tasteful.(. Whoops wrong. word)….Anyway I wake from my nap, to find Daddog with a Sheet-rock knife, Cuting the carpet into 4 X 8 pieces. and placing them in the back of the truck..( old RED ) I slept right through the couch I was sleeping on being moved.. Turns out I’m gettin Hardwood floor…. which translates into a nail-Job… never a dull moment around here. ( There will be for me…ouch )…The Utah list is being chipped away at , but at Whose expense
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