Is this some kind of Trick or Test.?..Now I’m not sayin I got it bad..Most of the time My life couldn’t get much better….Then Sandy-Sierra comes and treats me like the Queen I never knew I could be….As I speak ( into Daddogs head) S-S is preparing my morning meal… a Generous serving of Kibble.. topped off with a freshly grilled Salisbury steak…( sometimes referred to as Ground beef).. I mean it’s a chunk.. well not a chunk., more like a paddy , softly laid upon the kibble and then mixed. twelve strokes are used… and that’s just today… Yesterday it was Pork-chops, or as like to call them Pork Chomps. The day before Grilled Chicken… And THEY wonder why I sulk when she leaves…Note to self..and any PUPPIES about to choose a new home… Maybe run a culinary quiz before looking toooooo cute to resist… I tried the Scent of Bacon test with Momdog …Worked… Bacon.?.Life holds so much More

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Well I gave them a good sniff… .. they fessed up … the ofver dogs name is Lucy Lewis.. She lives in Lehigh Pa ( I think Pa is short for something… first clue ..no W ) Lucy is a LabDog.. who is enjoying a life of luxury with the Pa Lewis’s..she smells nice….. You guessed it ..my days of being pampered by Sandy-sierra are about to be over again..Mom and Daddog . came back tonight…..from what I tasted ..Daddog had a Below-knee sandwich on the plane..and pretzels..( found’em in his beard) …Gettin lots of loves and kisses… I’m a Happy Dog

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Towel ..Shopping…turns out these are Code words for a strange sequence of events..The way I understand it is…( Now remember I’m under the desk).. “Special”.. Birthday suits are worn. but not out of their room…guess they don’t fit like they once did,. my guess.. they are O K…. but the public is just not ready.to see them.. they seem to be trying them on frequently…I guess. Hope springs eternal and when it springs you run with it…. This is all Above my level of understanding… Later some items are marked off the List……Humans.

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I have heard some interesting conversations since Daddog got back…Momdog asked what Daddog missed when he was alone in his Motel room… He didn’t hesitate…” My Big Towel”…to satisfy His needs some years ago, ( and after years of begging) Momdog got Daddog 3 LARGE Turkish Towels.. ..These baby’s grab the water from 6 inches away.. plus they cover most of him.. One burned up in the fire.. but 2 are left and were waiting for his return….no.. he just uses one at a time…If Daddog is nothing else he’s Dry… From the look on Her face .. I don’t think the was what she wanted to hear.. Made sense to me.

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There is Peace….As I tell my story… I am under Daddogs desk…fresh home from retrieving him from the clutches of the Happiness Monster .. BernieDog Morrison …The story I’m getting is Bernie was Having aging issues and decided to take an unaccompanied trip to the far corners of the east…A call went out to Daddog and He grabbed Momdogs credit card and went to rescue him…Much time was spent by Daddog trying to convince The B-Dog that “It’s O K ” ( what ever It’s Is…My guess is it starts with a 7..as in 72 )… Daddog will be 72 on the 6th… Many days before the B-Dog and apparently ‘HE” has come to grips with it…. any how ….as we were riding home from Sparks..( a big shout out to the Dog guys and Cal and Michele) Momdog was asking Many questions about the rescue… Yes motorcycles were used..( as is the case in any good rescue)..Motel rooms were used and meals consumed…Daddog kept sayiong …”B-Dog is worth it” Now Momdog Loves OLD Bern..BUTT…..As i hear it … there will be no Candles…More later …Time for a Tummy rub.

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