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Well I gave them a good sniff… .. they fessed up … the ofver dogs name is Lucy Lewis.. She lives in Lehigh Pa ( I think Pa is short for something… first clue ..no W ) Lucy is a LabDog.. who is enjoying a life of luxury with the Pa Lewis’s..she smells nice….. You guessed it ..my days of being pampered by Sandy-sierra are about to be over again..Mom and Daddog . came back tonight…..from what I tasted ..Daddog had a Below-knee sandwich on the plane..and pretzels..( found’em in his beard) …Gettin lots of loves and kisses… I’m a Happy Dog
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Daddog wants to Thank all who wished Him a Happy Birthday….THANK YOU
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They are waiting for MarkDog to take them to the Error port…Momdog made a sandwitch for Daddogs birthday. to eat on the plane… I think he is supposed to share it with Her….looked like the bread was as Old as He is….( that’s some old ass bread)…..Doesn’t Mold eventually turn White ?? Well my vacation officially starts when Markdog pulls up….. Come on MarkDog
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Sandy Sierra just walked in with ALFIE…I’m gettin spoiled…”what do you want to eat?” actually that fried chicken could have been warmer….this means they’re leavin again…BYE….It’s hard to look sad. maybe I’ll bite my paw
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Towel ..Shopping…turns out these are Code words for a strange sequence of events..The way I understand it is…( Now remember I’m under the desk).. “Special”.. Birthday suits are worn. but not out of their room…guess they don’t fit like they once did,. my guess.. they are O K…. but the public is just not ready.to see them.. they seem to be trying them on frequently…I guess. Hope springs eternal and when it springs you run with it…. This is all Above my level of understanding… Later some items are marked off the List……Humans.
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So Momdog walked into Daddogs office, wearing very little in the way of clothing….Daddog doesn’t miss a beat. He says ” O K O K I’ll drive you to get some new clothes.. but you can’t go like that” somebody should check him for a pulse…Too much Sun on that ride… I’m staying under the desk
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I have heard some interesting conversations since Daddog got back…Momdog asked what Daddog missed when he was alone in his Motel room… He didn’t hesitate…” My Big Towel”…to satisfy His needs some years ago, ( and after years of begging) Momdog got Daddog 3 LARGE Turkish Towels.. ..These baby’s grab the water from 6 inches away.. plus they cover most of him.. One burned up in the fire.. but 2 are left and were waiting for his return….no.. he just uses one at a time…If Daddog is nothing else he’s Dry… From the look on Her face .. I don’t think the was what she wanted to hear.. Made sense to me.
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There is Peace….As I tell my story… I am under Daddogs desk…fresh home from retrieving him from the clutches of the Happiness Monster .. BernieDog Morrison …The story I’m getting is Bernie was Having aging issues and decided to take an unaccompanied trip to the far corners of the east…A call went out to Daddog and He grabbed Momdogs credit card and went to rescue him…Much time was spent by Daddog trying to convince The B-Dog that “It’s O K ” ( what ever It’s Is…My guess is it starts with a 7..as in 72 )… Daddog will be 72 on the 6th… Many days before the B-Dog and apparently ‘HE” has come to grips with it…. any how ….as we were riding home from Sparks..( a big shout out to the Dog guys and Cal and Michele) Momdog was asking Many questions about the rescue… Yes motorcycles were used..( as is the case in any good rescue)..Motel rooms were used and meals consumed…Daddog kept sayiong …”B-Dog is worth it” Now Momdog Loves OLD Bern..BUTT…..As i hear it … there will be no Candles…More later …Time for a Tummy rub.
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