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It’s been a wild couple of days…Went to Tahoe got set up with a contractor for the new house.. ( thought I saw some special stuff for Me on the plans )..Saw SkyDog.and the rest of the Sparks crew…Daddog bought a new Motorcycle.. Bought a special Soft seat for MomDog.. Saw him taking her size by hand…She ended up going with him….probably better that way….. Then today he and MarkDog played Golf… said he reduced his score by 21 strokes… I found out he skipped 3 holes…. Everyone is coming over for Valentines Day dinner… Cooked by MomDog… what’s wrong with that picture ?… I didn’t get one Valentines Day Card…Daddog says that can happen to a GirlDog when you have visited the Vet….MomDog re gifted the same Card she got Daddog some years back.. says She still feels the same so…….Daddog said he meant to get some flowers for MomDog but they were out… such a romantic….He did buy MomDog a Liitle Night -Gown..(.Wasn’t even Flannel and it’s about 3 feet shorter than the ones she usually wears). ( has Ducks on it)… MomDog said “Oh You Shouldn’t Have” and she means it.
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Well it;s time to see just how much THEY remember about the NIGHT OF THE FIRE…Yup We are going to meet and sign up with the contractor who will be building the New Tahoe House… as I remember it THEY were all HERO-Dog this and HERO-DOG that back last year … Special input by me was tossed about, like features befitting a fine HERO-DOG like me..Heated bed ,boner dispenser…I was led to believe I would be treated Like the Queen I am…now ..It’s. Square -foot cost..(.come on, how would you walk on a Square foot )…I’ll be watching closely …It’s sad to have to rethink that Night…. would another family be treating me Better?…Hope THEY step-up…..don’t worry you WILL be informed
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Daddog brought his Travel Trailer home from the Duck Club….He was heading out to clean it up before Momdog could comment on how it was kept…When…I grabbed Him and said ” Hey I got somethin to say”…Given the choice…Here we are…The Word of the Day is COME-POSE-ZOUR…(Daddog assures me, this reference will reach enough people to be understood, I have my doubts)…As Johnny Mathis ( Johnny WHO ) says..”my Come-Pose-Zour sorta of slips”..Which is true…I Come ( when I want) I POSE..(Stay,sort of) And I don’t think ZOUR is a real word .. SO who’s Slipin…I know I should try harder ,but these Humans are SOOOO easy. so lets move on…Daddog seems confused…But it’s better than cleanin…Just call me LEXI-PUPPETIER-DOG-LEWIS
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I got a chance to Meet Suzie….One of Daddogs friends….Everything was going great until she told everyone listening …” People Over 40 should not have a PUPPY”..She seemed so nice…trying to mess up my Gig…Grrrrr
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Daddog had cooled off a little…took me for a ride to pick up Momdog from the Elephant sale….The fine store-bought cover for the back seat was being washed….It’s a short ride….everything was goin good , then I got a feeling something needed to be addressed…The window was down, my head was out, but I put forth an evil stench and proceeded to test the absorbency of the Leather on the back-seat…( Test results have not yet determined what the substance was)….Momdog turned around to witness completion….The only good thing is THE COW WON….Daddog said something about getting a Hangin-Tree..( not for Me) to freshen up things…I do LOOK trustworthy
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It’s Like I did something Cat-a-stroff-ic. As a creative GirlDog I should be able to explore the limitless possibilities that the world has to offer….and in the process …if someone is replaced due to ones ability. To Learn to say TYPE…then….SHIT-HAPPENS….Replacement can be an effective tool….First I’m accused of being involved in setting two fires ….Vin-da-cated. Then one of my EX Book distributors….accuses ME of a Cheap Parlor trick…HEY I thought the thing about being a HERO-DOG is it carries an expectation .of respect..going forward I’m not feeling it…Really John…CHEAP….Hey Many of you have met Daddog….Come on ,you know what I’m workin with…(I did spell some words..Not bad for a first attempt)
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Daddog is leaving for the Duck Club…I have no toys remaining that have the Squeaker fun-k-shun…Tri-tip wasn’t close enough to the edge for me to nab….Momdog too busy…selling stuff for food money to play….So bye bye Miss American Pie…drove the Chevy to the Ricefield but the Ricefield was dry…us good old boys will be drinkin Whiskey and Rye……..Hey..that’s the way Daddog sang it at Poddy time this morning……sometimes ( all Times ) I worry about him…..drive safe Daddog
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No record this time,but that Squeaker is history…Daddog was waiting to see if I swallowed it, and what sound I might make…very funny Daddog….I have found that Licking them on their eyes while they are sleeping, gets my point across that it’s time to get up…try it….Markdog and Daddog are finalizing the BOOK details,so you won’t have to hold your breath much longer….I have been working on the PAWING and SCENTING, I really don’t want to Auto-sign, I feel the Work deserves more…It’s Lonely at the Top
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