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Sky says…” Lex I’m glad this pheasant huntin is done.( 20 birds bought…20 birds caught).. It’s not like they are Bad shots… It more than I’m runnin my Ass off”… On a side note I find Pheasant feathers are fun to chase.. I can see why SkyDog likes to go Huntin with Daddog and Berniedog.. of course I only chase them.. (feathers) when Daddog and BernieDog are cleaning them, ( Birds).. Sky doesn’t have very much enger-nee… ( chill Ellen I meant to spell it that way) she says she takes twenty steps to their One.. .. I think she No,es ( now I’m just messin with Ellen) They wouldn’t get any birds without Her… Sky leaves tomorrow.. Alfie is here for atleast another Day … My Bowl runeth over
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It was warm today. .berniedog and skydog laxin..sucki down some water .
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Sometimes all the Stars align and the world is a wonderful place to be ( NO I’m not talkin about Ellen’s Birthday,, but that’s a special Day too) The first piece of the puzzle is SkyDog , here to finish up the Pheasant hunting… and then Surprise…Alfie arrived… I am in Seventh Heaven.. ( Daddog assures me this will be understood)…My 2 Favorite Dogfriends…… The only thing missing is Costco Chicken Skin…. Hope your as Lucky as Me
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Daddog Drowned his sorrows.. (from Bernie and Sky leaving ) by playing Golf with Markdog…Shot an AFTERNOON…Daddog says it was great fun and No weeds were pulled, or chores completed..Momdog is not showing the Love that abstenence or is that absence is supposed to bring….And she sends mixed messages… bought Daddog a push-pull golf cart at the Elephant sale.. Go- Stay- no- Go- No- stay sounds like what I hear when we go out to go Poddy except for the Stay part…Daddog picked a tip from one of the fellas he played golf with… The new Depends have an elastic band on the legs..WADDLE they think of next…. file that under soggy shorts
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Day 2 of the SkyDog visit…I have calmed down a Little bit.. That should have been a little little… SkyDog hunted very well today and was the finder of 6 Pheasants..actually 7 but Daddog says he Missed one… Sky says She was disappointed but understands.. I continue to give Sky lots of kisses.. She continues to be A-lu-f… BernieDog and Katelyn pull out for Sparks ( not real Sparks, some place in Nevada) 2-mar-row with 10 Pheasants… BernieDog will return with Sky soon to shoot up the ofver 10…( Ellen I know you spell it other, but it’s a LEXI thing, Like Poddy with no T’s.).. I Have been trying to be a Good-Dog but it’s really hard.. I realize Sky has a few years on me ,but she should still want to PLay…… I’m thinkin ROLL Model
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There are certain TRUE-IS-UMs….. some are fun to learn.. Like a .. Bowl that had Ice cream in it, is Always a Good Lick…. another is, no matter how much you screw up.. Daddog still loves you… And then there are other ones…Sometimes you are more happy ( if it means That much to you…insert.HAPPIER ) to see someone than they are to see you…I am dealing with the Latter…. The door opens and in walks SkyDog, fresh from a Pheasant Hunting adventure. With Daddog, BernieDog and Katelyn.( Katelyn is a very nice Girl, Bernies Niece ) I give Her my Best Hello and Lick Her face. ( SkyDog… I did the same to Katelyn ) Standard greeting for a Friend….SkyDog wasn’t having any of it.. Pinned me down and said so…IThink SkyDog is the Best…I’m sure She was tired from all that Runnin and Smellin… Let Her drink my water and eat some food … She seems to be softening up a little… Yeah I know … sometimes I get tooooo excited
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Watched The Dog show…Not one had Freckles… They were.mostly one color.. nice if you like that sort of thing, obviously I don’t. I prefer. Multi-colored coats, those are real Dogs….I noticed they all Sold -OUT for treats….Having a stranger feel you up should be against the law not something you get a reward for.. And where do they get these Judges,,..It didn’t look to me like they even Warmed their hands,,, ( or washed them). Some Areas should be Off-Limits… If I am ever subjected to this kind of degrading display,.. ( Of Course I’d WIN ) I would want Daddog or MomDog to Present ME.. not some person with Funny shoes…..The winner was a good lookin Fella…(multi-Color) I didn’t care for the Short Tail..(.. wasn’t even Bushy..)..Hey.. I guess… Different Strokes for different Coats
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I gotta get This Daddog gig….New Motorcycle. Truck. Hunting ,Golf…. The list seems endless…He feels like He can Justify it all….Momdog Has a Different View…The way it is explained is actually not too bad… Motorcycle…SAFETY…Truck…A/C..HEATED seats for Momdogs COMFORT… Hunting… Providing FOOD….Golf .. Maintaining a HEALTHY Body and providing stablity to the sellers of Golf equipment…Fortunatly Momdog sells stuff on E-bay to Pay for most of this stuff…. Daddog states his gift to Her is ..”INCENTIVE’….and all I get is a few chew toys…What’s wrong with this Picture…..Daddog made a critical error…heard him read My post to Her… There was NO SMILE
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I need a Hobby..when you have Paws there are so many things you have trouble doing…cashing checks .. rowing a boat using a teleprompter.. taking Selfies,, turning door knobs.. Holding a spoon…the list goes on… Now if I had a hobby all these things and more would be second-nature because I would be focused on only one thing… I’m thinking Photo-journalist or Scuba diver…This may all be because I took to long a Nap and can’t sleep….Daddog is not happy I woke him up to write this.. Maybe if WE went out and went Poddy ..Daddog said something about counting sheep… . Count the legs and divide by 4…it’s going to be a Long Knight… maybe a Jockey…….(…I ask him to spell night that way so i could Seg-way to Horse and then to Jockey….Why am I explaining Myself..).. is NAP short for something ?
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