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( Deep Exhale )Things getting back to normal…Countless calls concerning the ” Book” a distribution network has started to surface.. so far for those of you in the Northern part of CA.. your contact will be..R Gillespie or J Cochran in the mid-west it’s B Morrison.. Need to confirm with southern state and the eastern sectors. one of the main concerns is warehouse space..My mind is goin a Thousand…
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I couldn’t hold back… Daddogs came home and I almost licked his Beard off… two things… I did miss him and he is known to be a sloppy eater..( He says on Star Trek the crumbs and juices were called Cling-ons)..I always know there is a tasty treat in store by looking at his shirt..Momdog says he hasn’t quite mastered the Spoon…. He brought me what was left of a Costco chicken ..He buys one on the way up to the Duck club. I don’t know why there was some left.. don’t care …just glad I got it before Momdog briefs Him on my activities..while He was away.. nothing tooooo bad just Me being Me…been wanting to search for Flower in the middle of the night…waking Momdog up ..scratching to get out….. My side .. lets just says She could also be called GrouchDog…Everyone Likes MY BOOK… some people seeing my picture for the first time..(..can you imagine the Thrill )….. I hear there might be a Signing in my future…Movie deal..?. we’ll see
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Garbage night…Dadogs and I walk the containers down to the street..It’s a bonding thing…. He’s so insecure… thinks I;m protecting Him from the Garbage Gouls..( hey I (HE) never spelled Geuls before) ok gool or guwel ( insert scarey things)( It’s like when the TEACHER says look it up) anyway it’s garbage night
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Rainy Day..Paws wet.. pee and poo out the way…stayin dry ..you bet…Daddog in the garage cleanin up his mess.. putin stuff away…Momdog will think it’s a mirage…Yes yes yes.. Me by Daddogs side… watching him sweat…snickin things back on Momdogs side..Hasn’t been caught Yet…..Might go for awalk.. Do some sniffin round…Look for Flower just for fun….. Hope Its Squirtin days are done…. sure be nice if Its left town….Well that’s all for now.. guess I had my say…rhymin with Garage.. wore me out today
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I have this Power….It’s called Mind over Mind.. Mine over His..So there is Old Daddog sitting at the computer.. I come over and get up on his Lap..( front Paws only)I stare into his eyes and clear his mind of all non- Lexi thoughts…He looks down at the keyboard and all ” his cares drift right off into space” ( Drifters ref ) I suggest that any and all thoughts of Me being a terror, weasel…mo-nip-u-lating.. ,self absorbed… controlling ,stubborn..Voice-truss or otherwise non perfect Dog are unfounded.. some licks on the neck always do the trick… next thing yaknow I’m dictating .. I know I shouldn’t take advantage but it’s tooooooo easy
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Being an old-timer-Dog.( almost 9 in dog years) I have learned many useful things….Sniff before you bite..lick to see if it’s too hot … if it smells bad ..Roll in it… if something is found broken or chewed.. be in the next room.. Blame the Cat..( we don’t have a Cat.. still a good idea ) ..Never forget you are the Cutest thing in their lives..and always make THEM feel.. like you missed them and that their lives would be empty without you.. ( this takes practice)..There’s alot more but… Momdog just found Her favorite slippers… next room here I come
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It seems I just can’t help myself.. Sometimes Daddog will read to me.and….If I remember right from the Fairy Tales…the Animal in question was referred to as” Flower” Well IT doesn’t smell like a flower and once again I don’t either…BAFFE..I know I shouldn’t go after IT.. but IT’s in my yard..Daddog thinks (?) if IT sprays me in the face maybe I’ll get the hint..Yeah like that’s going to happen to the ARTFUL Dodger..So I’m Drying off in the house by the fire..Should be dry by tonight.. Oh Flower
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Busted by Momdog.. She read my post and feels I need to expand upon it just alittle…There were a few things that didn’t go quite the way i stated.. first I forgot to mention the Christmas present i chewed up, (still wrapped), ( in my defense.. the person it is for hasn’t been here yet..so there’s plenty of time to rewrap it) …And the envelop containing a crisp 20 dollar bill..( Momdog says she’ll take it to the bank and get a new one….SO ) and the RIP in the Carpet was caused by my teeth not my Dew-claw.. (Chewin).. Had Daddog tell Her I’m still a Puupy..(. Hey I was bored.).can’t say clearing the air feels good but Momdogs happier
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Daddog has been away …called Momdog on the way back from the Duck Club…offered to bring home a Costco Chicken. ( I was listening) Mouth watering for that Chicken skin I greeted him at the door and Nothin… Said Costco was closed..but there was plenty of parking….. After Hugs all around I was ratted out by Momdog…My side… accidentally caught my DEW claw on the Ber-Ber carpet in the family room…I felt terrible and tried to fix it.. it seems this kind of carpet has lots of long threads and the more you attempt” fixation” the worst it gets..(. Momdog tells it alittle differently) The good news is WE get new carpet… no thanks required..I sure a lesson was learned by ALL parties invovled
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