When I first bit into it…I figured just another squeak toy..not so…as we all know Squeak toys alway emit the Squeak on the Chomp…so it was to my surprise, when I Chomped no Squeak was heard…Tech-knowledge-E apparently..has advanced…and The Squeak sounded on the Let-up. Of the Chomp. (Release of Jaw Pressure). WOW and I lived to see it…If that’s not a 20 centShift I don’t know what is….(pair-a dime)…Now my de-lim-a..do I extract it ( theSqueaker) and disrespect the achievement and challenge THEM to greater things…. To much to ponder… Nap time

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The window that looks out to the driveway,has been the place i’ve been spending a lot of time lately… Daddog left for hunting on Tuesday , it is now Saturday…..just when I felt my waiting was useless…feelings of abandonment filling my heart …..My ears pick up the sound and then I see The new truck..,Daddogs home…I gave him a Royal welcome…Licks Hugs.. Now this is where I need a ruling…Is it My fault if he has OLD SKIN…All I did was brush my paw against his arm and INSTANT D N A….offered to give it a good Dog lick…everyone knows the healing power of D L….so now it’s MY fault….How about …If he hadn’t left none of this would have happened, I feel some of the responsibility rests with the Leaver…He is going to be ARM Candy Again tonight…the bleeding should have stopped by then..and he’s wearing Dark coat…I’m thinking NOT GUILTY

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Another Sunny day in Ca.( since when do I know abbreviations for stuff …it is nice out today though) Daddog did stuff on the list and is now headed for the Duck Club..Momdog went to the Elephant sale again…Elephants seem to wear a lot of different stuff..the Ones I’ve seen on T V seem to all dress alike …must not be California Elephants…Funny thing happened…. Daddog brought home some Ducks ( store-bought ?) I found Daddogs feather Duster ( it’s along story.. he USED it for dusting off his Motorcycle….doesn’t everyone)… I chewed it up ,feathers all over the place…Momdog comes running…(that might be a little bit of a stretch… you remember the Hip story ) in asking Daddog if he had cleaned the Ducks Yet….He had and we all had a good laffe…Yup another Slice of Lexi’s Life…. Stay tuned

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It seems Daddog has accepted the challenge and will type one letter and hit keep…. his other option discard…..sounds like a card game question….”you want dis card”….( I know Bad). Haven’t seen Flower lately, there is a pesky squirrel in a tree out in the front yard, so far it has eluded my efforts to catch it. It thinks I’am slow….And Lexi catches the squirrel with a sudden Burst of speed… Don’t know what I’m going to do with it, at least it won’t make me smell bad… it’s the Quest…Daddog looks like he’s ready to explode…He’s already tried deep breaths…might be a Humpty Dumpty Moment… I’ll let you know.

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Daddog is trying to use Momdogs”eyepad” think I hurt myself laughing Momdogs such a patient instructor NOT of coarse he didn’t do that well with the P C either as we all know … He has been hunting, that is almost over for this year…nun to soon for me…I miss him..guess i’m a “Daddogs Girl”…Havn’t left his side…licked his face …jumped in his lap…trying to tell him to stay home…hasn’t worked before…..smelled ofver Dogs on Daddogs pants. Girl Dogs…his friend john has 2 Lab-Dogs….They smell nice….Daddogs says Sam is retired..”paw trouble”So Rose does all the retrieving….I want to believe him…Hate to think Daddog might have another Family somewhere…(saw it on T V.) …Daddog just threatened to throw the Pad…Better end this…

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I believe it’s called..” The Curse of the Geezer”…. It’s raining Poddy is about all I go out for. So lets play … Charades…All I can try for are..Tops of buildings..Famous Baseball players. What Sandpaper feels like …Candy Bars with nuts and where Daddog hits most of his Golf shots..(.For any Cats who might be trying to be enlightened….”ROOF” also pronounced RUFF”.. Ball throwin or rag pullin is fun but “THEY” tire easily..Daddog says the most exercise some old people get is jumpin to conclusions. Guess he thinks I should be grateful..Momdog even suggested “WE COLOR”.(HELLO they’re called PAWS.).I have to admit. sometimes when they are napping .I chew on My bone extra hard just to get them to realize I here.. I need a Friend…Now where was that IXEL GIRLDOG..(.Hope I don’t have to go back and explain that one) …( It’s in the Book) Hold on .Sunbeam.. I’m outta here..

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I get sooo tired of the same questions all of the time…Who’es a Good girl. ?..(Prettiest)..What are You doin.?.Who’es the bestest Dog..?. what’s goin on..?…What do You want..?.. ,What do you want ? Do you want a treat..?. Where’s the Ball..?..Is someone at the door..? Who chewed up the _______..?..Want to go out…?. ( also known as do You have to go poddy)….Daddog hears my thoughts…Problem is he doesn’t listen…seems to Pass thru..his mind..(I use the term loosely)..I wonder if this is a curse or what…all in all I have it O K.. just needed to Vent

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Sometimes my Mind wanders..Like…. what did Humans do before Remotes…How many names are there for poop..is there such a thing as a good Cat…shouldn’t it be ..first one to the big bed get whatever space She wants…Do Squirrels taste like Chicken or does Chicken taste like Squirrel..How do you measure UP.. Rainy Day.. too Muddy to go out back… I’m a House Dog…Birds and Cats ..Horses and Thieves.. they call it Football.. Boring….Oh goody… another Debate…. The blind leading the Blind… How do I put it on Animal Planet… Sure wish I had Thumbs….

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