Didn’t sleep that well last night….and when I don’t sleep… NO-body sleeps…Maybe it was that I was feeling guilty for chewin up one of Daddogs huntin hats.. Nah…Maybe I was feelin bad about givin Momdog Poison Oak….No that wasn’t it either..( although not my finest hour.)…Was it because of all the troubles in the world…(Hadn’t noticed..I’m a DOG)…. Momdog said it was because I didn’t have a Nap…( I never miss Nap-time).. I did get a headache from hearing Daddog yell something about the WE Won….( His friend Rick always tells him.”You didn’t Play” )..Could have gotten BAD-TREATS ..another Oxy -Moron…. (give it a rest Daddog)… Hope I figure it out before tonight… Might be sleepin in the Garage.. Humans are funny that way

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Always something to learn. The scene… The dark of night.. ( not dark and Stormy)..I asked Daddog to let me out to Pee.. He’s so nice to me… I go out and He waits for me to return…He says He knew something was wrong when He heard me bark ( i’m a Quiet Girl)… Well there I was taking in the cool night air when….I hear a sound off to my right.. I turn an see a Big Cat Like creature….( Clue)… I don’t Care for Cats.. I yell at IT to vacate the property..Darn thing lifts it BIG TAIL and Shoots what ended up being a liquid worst than Pee right in my face… Daddog says it was a Skunk.. and that’s not the worst part.. Had to have a.BAFFE.. Daddog says IT must have been ROCKY’s Skunk.( Rocky used to get SKUNKED ALOT)… I told Daddog ..”This means WAR” He said I should choose my battles..Dadddog says I SMELL better.. but the HUGS have been fewer…… some lessons should be learned from OTHERS……

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