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Lexi and santa
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My Christmas message… Try to Love your DOG …( or other inferior animal you may have ) as much as they LOVE you..and while you are out shopping for people who all ready have enough stuff.. Pick up a nice Bone or toy to show THEM just how Special They are…..Or if you are to busy to visit… PETCO… (no thank you needed for the Plug DANA)… at the very least give them a special Tummy rub……Wishin all a very Merry Christmas… and remember…… If your Cup Runeth over… get a Towel quick
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Well I may have spoken in haste… as of 10 am it’s Pink Bone 1 Lexi ZERO.. I will not say I’ve met my match but this Thing is one TUFF BONE….Daddog had an independent Lab ..(Bra-tory) test it to see if any Bite marks or even scratches could be as-cer-tained (found)… the results just arrived and they state….”You are not the Father”..( must be a mix up)… probably a back-up at the Lab do to the Holidays…We ( Daddog and ME ) even asked for a second opinion,,,Momdog says “not a Mark” I have always been one to take things Lying down..( that’s how I destroyed the Chicken)…. so there might be only one solution….Bury it.. its’ to big to hide in the new couch…. I don’t know…. might give it one more try
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I received The coveted ” Destroyer of the month award” ( Truth be told it wasn’t even close.)… And in the process established a new Chewin Record.. I had won this award many times in the past year so when the Signed Certificate arrived it wasn’t a complete surprise.. it is nice to be recognized.. but it’s alittle shallow ,in that the effort required to win was not that much of a challenge for me….I think what put me over the top , is when upon receiving the Chicken and begining to chew it only lasted 4.39 seconds… the time is based on T T S E ( Time-To Squeaker Extraction)… This Chewin Feat ( FEET ? ) bested my old time of 6.23 seconds.. not quite a 2 second difference but I feel nearing my potential personal best……. Momdog has just thrown down the Gauntlet… a Large Pink Bone.. no squeaker ( Daddog says it looks somewhat Familiar , but lets not go there)… I’ll keep you Posted ( pun intended)
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I am am unwanted guest in my own backyard… Yep Skunked again… only got me alittle this time but I found out alittle goes along way when Skunks are involved…. I was just mindin my own business, I round this corner..( hey that’s got to be wrong.. corners have corners ) and IT sees me.. ( don’t know if IT is a Boy or a Girl .. and don’t really want to find out) I make a hasty retreat.. but not fast enough.. Darn thing had a choice.. could have cut me some slack.. But NO..( must be part of the Skunk code of conduct)..IT shoots.. I had heard that close only counts in Horseshoes.. Pickin Lent and throwin Gernades.. well I got learned… another Baffe.. Daddog uses warm water … He says maybe I should HOLD IT till morning.. why He doesn’t ( I know to much infoi). I’m not sure how to proceed.. maybe no water after 9 pm…..well it’s almost Noc-turn-nal time.. wish me luck.. maybe it hasn’t reloaded
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i WAS PLACED IN SAUL-IT TARY (the garage)….Mom and Daddog went to a lions Christmas party… They wouldn’t even try to explain… but it did have a happy ending for me… I got Chunks- O Steak.. so all is forgiven… sometimes you just have to trust them
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Went to get Sand-Bags in the new truck…I figured you have to get the Sand really wet to shape it into a bag….Wrong again… CoreyDog had alot of water attack his garage. in the last storm so it fell upon Daddog to take care of the problem.. CoreyDog is workin 12’s ( whatever those are). Anyhow Momdog Held the bag open and Daddog scooped in the sand and I Barked encouragement from back window of the truck what a Team.. Daddog brought some Ducks home.. Said he had to retrieve them Himself.. SkyDog and MaxDog were taking some time off. said he gave himself a Biscuit… I feel strongly that my time is coming Biscuits I could do Biscuits
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a Crisis was avert -ted yesterday… N…o not a terrorist threat.. not anything that endangered the free world,,. but something that has caused great frustration in the Lewis House hold.. fortunately the answer was found by Daddogs No.2 son Markdog… Who… ( if he keeps this kind of focus up may move up to the No. 1 1/2 spot).. Who (once again.).. went above and beyond to solve a major concern that had been plaguing Daddog for some time.. and it was as simple as 3 and 4..( no I didn’t say 1& 2).You might say he IRONED it out…O K enough suspense Markdog found Daddog a replacement for Daddogs 3 & 4 Irons.. which Daddog had retrieved from an Old golf-bag in the garage.. the 2 Irons alone had caused many problems for Daddog on every coarse he had played… today I witnessed Daddog using the Newly purchased Irons .. hittin Faux golf-balls into his practice net ( doesn’t everyone have one of these)..Upon Momdogs arrivial home .. the question arouse as to the COST of said new Irons..Daddog automatically went on the defensive.. after-all Cost is not a concern when IMPROVEMENT is the Goal…. but after much Himin and Hawin he confessed, Markdog had found the clubs for 398.. Momdog was agassed until Daddog told her it was 398 cents from Play-it-again sports ( he loves messing with her) Daddog and Markdog had chicken wings to celebrate…. Now we’ll see if he can hit real balls……. I’ll keep you informed
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An up-date ( for everyone-anyone) My truck-sick days are less frequent but still a problem..Momdog got some special covers for truck and car, they have areas of less resistance.. I seem attracted to….Daddog is very forgiving..( can you feel his influence..always makes himself look good in MY POSTS )… In other news everyone slept Well last night.. Havn’t wanted to go into the backyard much… I think THAT creature is waiting for me..Being sprayed isn’t any fun..I’m trying not to be a Scared-dee-DOG….That thing should be Scared of me… I’ll work through it
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