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Daddog played Goof today… He and Markdog … This appears to be quite a scam.. They have a “T” time.. this requires Daddog to leave the house atleast 3 hrs prior so he can prepare himself for the main event… Then they play for 4 (5) hrs..( sorry Hun,.. got behind some really slow people)… upon arriving home.He crashes on the couch..I’ve got to figure.. it’s just a matter of time until.. Momdog revolts..Yep… the LIST……Daddog says that many courses require there to be a certain number of OLD folks on the course at any given time. and that it falls upon him to do his part…..He says Markdogs primary role is just to be there to call 911… and it does help Him focus if Markdog hits balls too…….Anytime Daddog has This much fun without Momdog there are usually problems…I think it’s great… I get to alert Momdog that he is home and I get mega Pets….you should see how he pretends to be interested in what She has been doing all day……(The Boy is Good)..I wonder if He is a PRO-TOE-TYPE
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Me sitting waiting for Alfie to come out and play…
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I’ve had some great times these past few days……My old Buddy Alfie has been visiting…we don’t see eye to eye on very many things…He’s much shorter than me…for some strange reason..He has a calming effect on me..( yeah I didn’t think that was possible either ) I really like the way He has Sandy-Sierra wrapped around his Paw..Having him here is like on-the-job-training…Mom and Daddog are not learning at a very high rate..Hope Alf can stay awhile…..In other news… Daddog. just came home from the Duck club… only one of their fields has water in it.. which means .? Bernie.. had one of his sessions with Daddog ..where he uses liquid and Ice to enhance his (their) verbal skills. and tries to explain the error of His (Daddogs) ways…..from what I see ..it would be KIND to say Daddogs is a work in progress
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I’m a Pretty Tuff Girl Dog….Most challenging situations that come across my path. are hardly noticed… so it was of some concern that early this morning , when the Sky started falling I found myself Under The Big bed…Momdog said it was because of the Thunder and Lightening… All I know is , That bed looks pretty darn good from under-neath….I wasn’t Scared… I was looking for one of my Toys … Funny I’ve been staying close to Daddog all Morning
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Well I have looked all over and I believe MOMDog has lost it… Her Mind… Heard her tell DADDOg we must have ATleast Two (2) DOGs………i AM the DOG of this house and I would know if I had company….My question is “what is Shed”.. If Shed is in anyway related to my ejecting my used fur.. as I travel thru My do-maine Then Maybe I can see her point…. That ‘s what Dogs Do… Suck it up MOMdog… ( Vacuum ref )… She says she has enough Fur to make acouple of DOGs.. I say “where are you gonna get the Bones.. Jokes on her…SCORE
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I’m TORN…(I didn’t say that.. Daddog again putting words in my mouth ) One one hand I got to accompany Mom-Daddog to the Watch place ( found out.. They don’t let you watch ) on the other I was able to convince them I could be trusted in the back seat of the New Truck…I threw up… I love (like) to be with them and feel remorse for christening the New Truck .BUT it has been a GOAL of mine to do so..SO..I”m a Happy Dog..Win Win..? Of course I’ve seen the last of that Leather
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We have a FIRE-PLACE?.. I wondered what that was.( its free standing) ((Shouldn’t it be FREE Floating?)). ((( Define FREE))) But as a HERODOG I am confused…Why weren’t the other FIRES in on of those ?….Don’t tell anyone but it’s are nice to lay in front of.. (the Fire place)….. now I’m More confused… But warm
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This was my first Hal-O-Ween.. It seems “you buy lots of candy and hope you get no kids to come to your door” That’s the way it went here… Daddog was at the Duck club visiting Bernie… Daddog thought Bern was in Sparks but he was “takin care of STUFF” at the Duck Club…Daddog was up in Sparks( sounds like a po-10-cial fire hazzard) getting the burned up snowmobiles, when Cal told him of the location of the Bern-my-stere.. so instead of Driving Home He went by to see his Buddy.. 2 glasses of Sherry later.. Daddog decided to stay.. leaving Momdog and I with No trick-er-treaters and a big bag of Snickers..(F Y I , the Snickers are gone and I didn’t get any) From what I am lead to believe.. same thing happens every year *( except for the Sherry and the Duck club, and the snowmobiles and the part about Bernie.. Daddog says it’s called Tradition….I get the impression …Being Human is not a bad GIG….
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