TEMPTATION is something that just grabs hold of a Girldog and won’t let go until it is satisfied… Trying to get Daddog to understand. this has me scratching my chin with both Paws……I’ll start by saying Momdog cooks a Mean tri-tip.. which she slices on a cutting board by the Sink…Humans line up with their plates and help themselves… Now… you may remember.. how proud THEY were of my ability to stand on my hindlegs..( I know I was)… Never let a talent go to waste …is my thinkin…In my defense why would you place a fine piece of meat close to the edge of a counter anyway? It could fall on the floor…Yeah you guessed it …I helped myself to a small amount of Tri-tip .. small amount may be alittle mis- leading… Momdog was VERY upset… seems she had not been thru the line yet.. will they waste away to nothin.? I don’t think so..They seem to think I shouldn’t have done what I did..I am making the case that..I’M A DOG,,, Party planning has been put on hold

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I’m trying to figure out somethings… What does a Girldog ask for for her 1st birthday… And where should I register. Petco.. Pet express ?.( I don’t think Dana reads my Shit anymore so I can’t ask her)……How do I get Daddog to throw me a party and have him think it’s his idea.. Should they rent a hall… have a huge tent…….daytime or evening event… and of course the guest list… should they limit it ( and cheat pets and people out of the opportunity to celebrate with me).. should it be a Destination event…. Should there be a Theme? no, I’m the theme.. They seem to have noticed the worried look on my snout….. it’s alot of stress.. I’m headed to the new couch…….Nap time

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Daddog just returned from a GAL-LA event…as arm candy for Momdog…He was told not to speak so he acted like a waiter and proceeded to get some ladies drunk.. some of them were easy.. Momdog had just enough to comment on his a good looks… the sad thing is she will have forgotten all about it by the time it would do Daddog any good … another evening in paradise…. Daddog said … there must have been “A Hundred dollars” worth of dresses at the event.. said Momdog looked Super… I had told him….( sorry had to jump up in Daddogs lap to get scraches) to focus on the one that got him there… but don’t appear desparate

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Momdog is reGROUCHing the spa… I think that was what Daddog called it…..All I know is it’s the biggest Water Bowl I’ve ever seen… I hear the plan is to use it to capture rain water, then boil it, then sit in it… different from a Bath because it’s Outdoors… I believe the term is EX-O Bish-Shawn-ists…as BernieDog would point out… what’s the point..with all those trees…Wow just got a mental picture….Naked Lewis’s…Body parts in new locations…how Sagxxxxsad

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Having a great day… it just got better… the new chewtoys arrived….My mistake ..it seems THEY have adopted the new truck policy.. first thing they did was put a blanket over my spot…Momdog is very protective.. Daddog has to BE CLEAN before he is allowed to enter and sit… A clean Daddog … she wants more from him all the time.. He apparently is under the impression he owns half… Momdog said something like “read the fine print” Maybe we can lie on the floor togther

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