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The GLOW of my achievements seems to have already faded… today it’s quality time with Momdog in the Garage….( Daddog held prisoner by some kind of Marriage Vow)..( something about death Parting them and C S I not being involved).. she’s sorting through STUFF……She is cleaning things up… translated::: Find someplace else for this…” but I don’t have anyplace for it” …”You would if you straightened up your things”” You mean throw my stuff away”… “Do you want My help?” “NO”….You can’t make this stuff up…Love apparently requires Sacrifice…( by others)
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MY heart soars like an Eagle when I read the wonderful things said about me and my Fire discovering skills…All I can do is blush .. and thank all of you for the good wishes….some people were just toooooo kind in their praise… all except Bernard Morrison who suggested a Ploygraph test or mental exam to see if I was somehow to blame for the Fires.. I wish he could see my raised Paw.. that’s right Morrison You’re # 1… to everyone else…. I remain the Humble servant.
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I did it again..Just call me SMOKEY…Momdog was hard to waken but I managed to get her attention…. I alerted her …we had a Fire in our backyard ……some landscape lights were to close to some leaves and ignited them… there was no wind so they smoldered and finally started blazing about 1-30 am . then they caught the Railroad ties they were next to on Fire. when she finally looked to see why I was so upset. the flames were over my head ( 3 feet high)..she raced downstairs in her Teddy( thats what Daddog calls her Oldlady house coat) grabbed the hose and put the fire out… the Firemen..( different ones) came and told her she “done good” Daddog was at the Duck club.. but atleast Momdog Had a Happy Ending. Funny they didn’t make that much of a fuss over my heroics. truth be told I don’t think Momdog mentioned Me to the Firemen..I guess I am EXPECTED to save them everytime .. Daddog was very pleased…. until he found out that the Fire had Sparked Many ideas of things Momdog wants done… I did get a Big plate of LAMB scraps…Just another Day for SMOKEY
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It wasn’t the best Birthday ever. ( but how would I know)..Momdog served a chicken in my Honor.. very tasty. and….I Imp-pro-vised and helped myself to some hamburger that was alittle to close to the edge of the counter.. so all in all a good Birthday… Daddog said I received Birthday wishes from some special people…Hey Karen Six.. Hey Sierra… Hey Pat… Hey Lisa.. and quite a few Likes also… so nice to know you all care……. Daddogs home from the Duck club.. I havn’t figured out how you shoot Ducks if you Duck.. Daddog says the best part is there is no List… did i mention I have my own space on the Their Big Bed ( all of it) You knew I was going to win that one…Weaseled my way into it while Daddog was away.(..Momdogs snoring will be our little secret… Daddog knows about it ,but calls it PURRING)….. funny I don’t feel older
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AS the time grows near.. I find myself wondering and I must say worrying about the arrangements for my Birthday…Either My humans are very sneaky or they arn’t planning anything… I read on F B about everyone else’s Birthday and how you might like to write something on their timeline.. But these —— havn’t said a thing to anyone…I mean .. would it be so hard to say ” the 19th is Lexi’s Birthday ?..She’ll be 1 human year old”. apparently yes… If this is being Seven ( Dog Years) … Eight is gonna suck…Hope all my Brothers and Sisters are living with NICE people…I bet if I was a HUNTIN Dog I’d atleast get a Ballon…… Less than 24hrs and their sleeepin like babies……………….. sorry I just need someone to feel my pain
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So i”m laying in front of the new couch… Daddog just sittin .. not causein any trouble.. Momdog say he is distracting her by moving his fingers.. I’m thinkin Park-in- sons… nope ARTH- reye-tis…… He got up and left the area.. when Momdog is watching the news… fingers need to be still,,, it;s in the PRE -nup……He will leave for the Duck club soon …. maybe tonight
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Momdog said those three little words again today…”I BEEN THINKIN”.. always strikes fear into Old Daddog… it’s amost as bad as…” WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TODAY/’ Daddog knows there will be words to follow that he would rather not hear…The term..WE is also thrown about very loosely..as in WE need to ..or WE should….sometimes he hides… Momdog WILL find him… of course she is right there by his side helping… to say he is counting the days until DUCK season would be an understatement… I will miss watching their ways of doing BLEND
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There was some disagreement at the Lewis House…(west coast)…. A piece of meat .. fresh off the BBQ was on the counter..I felt since there was only a small uproar over the Tri-tip ( see previous Posts)the Steak was ” fair game”..I positioned myself to nab said steak only to get yelled at…..I did get one good lick in but only of the A_Jus (That’s French… heard it on the cooking channel).. Momdog sends mixed messages… Today Momdog gave me leftover Cas-er roll…( she could have been a player in the great depression.. she makes a great Cas-er roll)…So it’s O K if THEY give you stuff … but not O K if you use your talents. to obtain stuff.. Miranda had it right… “serve the Dog first”… Maybe life would be better in AZ
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I like to I-surp.( it’s like U-surp but more on a personal level)..of course I have little control over alot of things… But.. know I am a force to be reckoned with when to comes to what I want….(problem is my humans treat me very good) … like right now ..I WANT A TUMMY RUB…I shall make myself available to Momdog….O Momdog.. wow you should have seen her Jump..(.always first choice when it comes to Tummy rubs)……… It’s good to be the Queen
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