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I don’t usually print retractions… I had met J&A from Seattle before..My bad..( they probably didn’t make a big enough Fuss over me during their visit).. Doddog had me look at a series of photos.. Now I will know them anywhere….Hope to see them soon… Went for a ride with the Humans..( in the Jeep). Nose out the window no problems… got lots of Good Girl-s… fooled them ..saving the chucks for the new truck… the truck has Leather seats.. I think.. I’ll never see them , they’ll be covered with a towel,. we will see who wins
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Daddog went to Auburn… ok I’ll start from the begining…Their good friend Jeannette.( of Jeannette and Arnie fame in Seattle) got so excited she decided to break her leg.. they (J&A) have many stairs at their house.. the need for a chair lift had presented it’s self…Enter.. the engineering team of Arnie and Daddog… now the first thing they came up with.. would have launched Jeannette about (estimated distance) 30 feet across their street… possibly causing more Damage to the whole Body of Jeannette..( which dawned on them before construction).. The alternate plan involved Daddog going to Auburn to pick up a Factory, Osha approved lift….. Viva Alternate…. Daddog will start building boxes for the lift tomorrow..so it can be shipped….jeannette will be saved… but I bet she would have stuck the Landing. I never met Jeannette .. I hear she’s a great cook… of course anyone with that many double letters in their name has got to be … gettin better soon
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The Party has been canceled…. Momdog was going away to a bowl throwing class..( yeah I know )..( They had faces on the targets.and everything() You supplied the picture).. Due to the fire in the area being 2 miles away from the place the class was to be held.. she chickened out.. thus changing Daddog and my plans for the weekend… I believe the term is… De-railed…the good news for all, is you don’t have to worry where you’ll put your GIFT bowl … I guess they don’t beak on impact… I heard the firefighters are doing great work… maybe there is still hope
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Rode in the Truck today….. drolled a little but all went well… not the new truck… old Red…. Momdog thought it would be better for Daddog to go look at a used couch.. instead of watching Football…. she usually gets her way.. besides the game he really wants to see is on Monday night… cut to the chase… the guy didn’t show up..(probably watched the game)…We shall ride again …Daddog said if Momdog fills out the proper forms ..He MIGHT give her a Ride in New truck….. He obviously didn’t read the Title… the word OR is as plain as Day…( your Honor I present exhibit A)… (enjoy your new Truck Momdog)
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Daddog s new truck is really nice can’t wait to throw-up in it… he seems to think I can be controlled.. there are many cracks and creviieses( pronounced.. creav- vas says) the could use a little . wetness( with chunks)…… hey I’m here for Him
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This just in…daddog picked up his new truck today..he is still in sparks..from what I hear..it is above his level h..e returns tomorrow. .it asks hm questions..hope it can deal with a blank stare.. Daddog is more of the go to the freezer and get the box..type of tech wizard…berniedog told him…turn the key and point
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Happiness is finding a bone you buried in the couch…It helps to have Humans that think it’s cute… got it made around here….. if somebody beams me up ..there’s going to be trouble…. gork… clato merada nictoe
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Wow.. what a night… Daddog took out a loan and turned on the cooling machine.. I only left my register to go Out to go poddy…I owe him one…Heard on the news more to come.. bummer…Daddog said it was to Hot to Play golf..(Candyass)….He is using the Heat to get out of doing stuff.. Momdog is not fooled.. her pen flows better when it’s hot…I figure with no-add-ons the List will be finished by 2020..( just a guess).. got to get back to the register ..later
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I’m not a clothes girl…. ( One coat, ( beautiful) but just one) Right now I would really like to take it off.. of coarse some clown with a camera would take my picture.. yeh you got… it… I’m HOT. (shouldn’t say it but.).. I’m a Hotdog…. I’ve eattin Casper Hotdogs… I now have a better understanding of their plight… Daddog ignored my request to activate the cooling machine… I licked his face while he was napping.. it worked… no more for now ..I found a register to lay on ….Be Cool
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