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It seems everyone is upset about something…the way I problem solve is to.. piss on their shoes when they’re not lookin.. gets my point across and momentarily distracts them from their rant… try it… Dog 101
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No Dogs allowed…… since when.. if that’s what Golf is about. who needs it…Daddog says his hands are tied.. cat crap…Ball chasin is not just for humans.(No Cap” H” they don’t deserve one) The retainer I have for My Dog Lawyer was a wise move.. Heads are gonna Roll… Roll..? did someone throw a Ball… gotta go
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Ro-Bear is in town…Gave us a rendering..( that’s a picture, that’s more than just a picture)… he painted… our first ART- work to be displayed in the future new house… of coarse I am heroistic in it.. ( Daddog assures me that is a word ,.. or should be)`..Almost ball chasin time.. how does a Dog wear a collared shirt.?.. Warning….( out of the Blue)…..I am reminded of a saying….” we have not been able to answer your question.. but in researching the subject.. we feel we are confused at a much higher level”….. Progress
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I’m a Friendly Dog… the painters are here….( Momdog took some bottles back)..They don’t seem to like Dogs that much… maybe a bad experience with one ,,, I am trying to let them know ..I’m more of the lickin Dog…Daddog got some Golf clubs for Fathers Day….MarkDog and he are going to play tomorrow… chasing Balls.. I’m all for that…I’m sure my invite is coming..Hair is growing back on my tummy area.. thought you’d like to know…later
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I’m a LuckyDog…. Daddog says I have more hair on my tummy than most girls.. so my scar won’t be a distraction at the beach..Yes after being a HeroDog my reward was surgery… I didn’t think I was broken… well I’m Fixed now….Question……. no-one seems to have ever given a thought to how beautiful my puppies would have been…why is that?…. well I hope my Tummy hair grows back soon….What is a Beach?
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Daddog just returned from Tahoe—Sparks… Went on a mission to the Fire pit…Found his SOFT PILLOW… all was not lost…Went to stay with his good friend LIMPY-MORRISON… Fattened him up alittle… fed him Milkshakes…He is doing better -Now…Daddog might have lost some of his engineering skills… but he is such a good listener… and was able to was able to overcome distractions….(. from People who would pretend to know the answers).. everyone Had a big smile on their faces.. when he left… they waved and threw things in the air… some almost hit him… Momdog was home from the ROSE—( inside joke and none the worst for wear)… when Daddog got home… it’s good to be a Family again…If anyone cares… I had quite a interesting time while he was away too…More on that later… I’m already into the….. SEE MORE
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Score one for Momdog.. She got Daddog to do something she said was on THE LIST that wasn’t… you would think he would’ve checked.. thought he was sharper than that….Sometimes I catch him at a Stop sign waiting for it to turn Green…So I guess I’m not that surprised…Saw him writing it on the list after the fact… He thinks nobody knows
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Momdog ratted me out to Daddog.. told how I was Talking in class…Hey I had alot to say.. the oVer Dogs just weren’t gettin it…..Once again I was voted prettiest…( have to make somemore room on the trophy shelf ) …. it’s lonely at the Top……. things got alittle uncomfortable when I was asked if Puppies were in my future….. Momdog changed the subject really fast.. I think she might be havin second thoughts about my vet visit…The Boy dog who asked was kind of cute.. ..Daddogs playin Golf again this afternoon.. Last time he got a Birdie.. buried it in a sand trap.. he was there anyway…… . catch ya later
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Momdog gives me pieces of Hotdog for treats.. I likem… It seems all I have to do is easy stuff an there is a chunk of dog comin my way.. I don’t know how the other dogs are doin .. but I’m kickin but…( Mark said I shouldn’t swear on Face- book) I’m on my third package of Hotdogs so I must be doin something right..I am really likin my fenced in back yard…… I’m gettin hungry so I got to go get trained…….I don’t want to make waves but… these better not be made in China Hotdogs… Oh good they’re Armor. “what kind of Dogs eat Armor Hotdogs?….. Sittin Dogs ..Stayin Dogs Dogs that don’t jump up… Fat Dogs ..Skinny Dogs… even Dogs that give a…..( thanks again Mark)… Later
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