Daddog Killed a Tree…He was playin Golf (again) and Struck a Tree numerous times..I guess he didn’t know you Can’t keep the wood..so far he has lost 50 balls (note” by stock in golf balls).. but in all fairness he has played nearly 4 games..Started Dog training class today…I’m the Class clown… must run in the family…I got the Sniff thing Down first time… there are alot of stuckup Dogs in the class… But I will have them thinkin my way in no time…I’m taking it with Momdog… She seems optimistic

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Things are lookin pretty good for us to have Deer meat( couldn’t figure out how to spell Vinsion..vinson.. Venison) as long as the Deer has a big Black spot on him,…Far be it from me to start any trouble but…….. None of the Deer around here have that spot… Maybe Utah Deer do…Daddog burst two buttons… he was so please with Himself.. the way he shot those arrows….He had to wait for a Buck to finish walking in front of the target before he could shoot.. and he goes to Utah again……Why……The light is on… flickering but on

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Looks like we might have TARGET for dinner…( That may have misled you alittle)…Early this morning Daddog appeared in the back yard with a Target.. His going”walking with Bowes” in Utah with MR Morrison and Katelyn in August He says they” Hunt Deer” ,but there was none in the Freezer when I got hear, so I get the feeling he has to take the Bow to get past the “Why are you going” that Momdog is known to say… The way it’s going… I think He should call it” Chasing Arrows”… Daddog says they also Fish and ride their Quads ……… all this is done without Momdogs supervision… SCORE.

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I have always been a quick learner…so It was no surprise that the screen door on Mom/Daddogs sliding door got ripped to shreds…..,, When the fence got finished.. Daddog showed me how to use the stairs off their balcony. to get to the backyard..I figured what can be used to go down can be used to go up… I was banished to the backyard while they dropped off Sierra’s car… I went up the stairs to see if access could be gained from the balcony off their bedroom… (Alfie was in the house).. the door was open but not the screen.. luckily I come equipped with sharpe claws..someone had thoughtfully put a metal mesh on the bottom of the screen door.. but not the top… Someone will need to be home to meet the screen repair guy… he should bring me a treat…I await their next challenge.

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Momdog and Daddog are home… Truth be told I didn’t miss them all that much.. Sierra ( Sandy) treats me pretty darn good.. of coarse I went all crazified when they opened the door…Hope they never find out it was an act..That Big bed is nice sleepin..got to find a way to work” my Magic”..Even used Daddogs Soft pillow..Got to figure out a way for them to Win a trip somewhere….. Daddog got some Golf clubs for Ben… went out and hit some balls..said they had a great time.. Daddog said The FAMILY visited lots of neat places.. Gettsburg.. saw a Big Bell that had a crack in it( Momdog brought FixAll but they wouldn’t let her close enough to fix it) ( guess hey heard about Her fixin Stonehendge) Even saw the Steps that ROCKY ran up..They had a wonderful time…They said they wish I’d been with them… Looks like we are All good liars… Sierra leaves tomorrow… looks like I’ll be eatin DOG food again…Duty calls… got to look Cute… Sierra just told Momdog about some chewin I done….Hope she remembers My BLUE eyes

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Sierra…and Alfie.. how lucky can a Girldog get… They are finished with the fence..( in the back yard)…. I’ll be runnin free….. Momdog packed just enough stuff that Daddog will have a little trouble carrying it.. likes to see him earn his keep… looking forward to some Quality time with Alfie… and I am pretty sure I’ll be sleepin on the Big bed.. Note to self…. pretend that you’re goin to miss them.. they are so insecure.. well if I can ,,I’ll post

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Daddog played Golf 2 days in a row…Daddog says.the area where they played” Eats balls”..sounds dangerous..hope he holds on to his.. apparently they won’t let you play unless you have some.. but this is where I get confused..Daddog said there were Women golfers on the coarse… and another thing… Momdog told Daddog to just buy some more….does one size fit all?.and is being able to purchase.balls age related.?…..maybe it is best I wasn’t invited…..

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They are being very nice to me…(.If they try to take me to the Vet again ..I’m biting someone)…..Usually means they’re going somewhere…Even let me get up on THE BED… Something is definitely going down…And I’m not goin…I did hear Momdog talking to Sierra… Hey maybe I’m getting A visit from ALFIE…Like I always say..”.Don’t let the door hit you ..on your way Out”…. Hello ALFIE…..Question.. Does anyone else have a preference as to who they Travel to the Potty areas with..( other than Bernie)…I prefer Daddog… it’s like we’re a team….Hot and Steamy isn’t `just a weather forecast.. it’s an Event…… He was in Sparks… sure missed him……..Later

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