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I feel.. I am about to be disconnected… silenced, maybe even ignored at the least Unheard… Daddog leaves for Sturgis tomorrow.. then he will go Hunting in Utah.. I will loose the Month of August….Now is the time for Memory loss to kick in. or did it I forget..I will try and keep a journal.. but not being able to write might cause a problem… Momdogs mind is to strong to be able pick up my thoughts and my attempts a Mimery..( if that’s not a word it should be).. have failed in the past…so.. I know some of my F-B-F (facebook friends( will take this hard… please keep me in your thoughts.. as you will be in Mine ……. just think…. What would LEXI do… works for me
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Daddog had a great Game of Golf yesterday..That is until he found out was on a Frisbee Golf coarse….. He putted very well.. and even He can Drive the ball that far…..I don’t think He really gets the Concept……Momdog says Atleast it keeps him out of the Refrigerator….He is being Banished to Sturgis.SD soon…. maybe he could read a book on Real Golf while he’s there
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Sometimes all a Girl needs are Pets…. I know if I come in ..and get up on Daddogs lap… I’ll get some…. Win ..Win… Love is that Easy…… I don’t need a Treat… just Him……………(..Cut to the Superman theme)…. Can you read my Mind?…..( Eyes roll back…Tummy Rub… We are so Lucky)
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Life is Strange….I mean How can you be a family.. If you don’t listen to each other.. care for each other .. love each other..and treat your Dog as a Princes… My Dad was an asbsent-T Dad… He Loved my Mom( atleast once) and then.. psst he was gone.. Doesn’t mean if he showed up I wouldn’t love him.. Stuff happens…It Makes me sad to see Humans that don’t cherrish what they have…….. Just an Observation… this has nothing to do with….. so obsorbe it
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What is an OX-Ih-DENT? are there that many of them that Daddog would Buy ( spelled it right that time…)a powered drink that is an ANTI-OX-Ih-Dent …reducer… Yep sold the Cow for magic Drink Powder…He says it was from some..Guy… at the end of an isle at Costco…ECO DRINK is the Name…cut to the Chase Momdog doesn’t like it…. Maybe she’s Pro OX… Daddog had to put it in the Refer in the Garage… should be all gone by 2016.. It’s Her fault for lettin him out by himself..(talk about a Slow learner)
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Maybe I’m not supposed to be surprised….Daddog is always coming up with something..Well he’s. so proud of himself and his new Golf?balls… They have holes in’em… He hits them and they don’t go anywhere…just like the regular Golf balls he hits except he won’t loose as many…on a side note… Momdog said if he fixed the Spa.. he could use it as a water hazard… of the Two of them…Momdog is about a mile ahead…(Good thing for Daddog .. she doesn’t Flaunt it) (SOOOO humble)
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Score one for Momdog.. She got Daddog to do something she said was on THE LIST that wasn’t… you would think he would’ve checked.. thought he was sharper than that….Sometimes I catch him at a Stop sign waiting for it to turn Green…So I guess I’m not that surprised…Saw him writing it on the list after the fact… He thinks nobody knows
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Momdog ratted me out to Daddog.. told how I was Talking in class…Hey I had alot to say.. the oVer Dogs just weren’t gettin it…..Once again I was voted prettiest…( have to make somemore room on the trophy shelf ) …. it’s lonely at the Top……. things got alittle uncomfortable when I was asked if Puppies were in my future….. Momdog changed the subject really fast.. I think she might be havin second thoughts about my vet visit…The Boy dog who asked was kind of cute.. ..Daddogs playin Golf again this afternoon.. Last time he got a Birdie.. buried it in a sand trap.. he was there anyway…… . catch ya later
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Momdog gives me pieces of Hotdog for treats.. I likem… It seems all I have to do is easy stuff an there is a chunk of dog comin my way.. I don’t know how the other dogs are doin .. but I’m kickin but…( Mark said I shouldn’t swear on Face- book) I’m on my third package of Hotdogs so I must be doin something right..I am really likin my fenced in back yard…… I’m gettin hungry so I got to go get trained…….I don’t want to make waves but… these better not be made in China Hotdogs… Oh good they’re Armor. “what kind of Dogs eat Armor Hotdogs?….. Sittin Dogs ..Stayin Dogs Dogs that don’t jump up… Fat Dogs ..Skinny Dogs… even Dogs that give a…..( thanks again Mark)… Later
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