What a morning….First to the Vet… reprieve… seems as though I’m Hot.. fast forward to my arrival at home where Momdog fits me with a Home made diaper..Daddog came to my rescue.. said it was stupid..( I agreed).. now I can’t go outside without an escort…apparently Boy Dogs have very good noses.. and Momdog says… BAD intensions…..Didn’t Ellen say something about Paid time off?… that would be nice but I don’t charge for bringing Happiness… I’m more of the Tooth Fairy type.. I am looking forward to a lot of quality time with the DogFolks… more on that later

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My world is spinning… first a trip to the vet ..( blood work)….then a very nice display of food I HAD in my stomach.. on my special back seat tarp… I had been wondering why it was taking longer for me to get around… well it’s called 44 lbs… got some meds for ang-Zi- it- tee….. apparently I’m under Stress… not getting my way will do that to a girl.. we go back tomorrow.. for nail clip and something else..( it’s a secret.). once again I was fussed over by the entire office staff.. .. I have noticed .. Momdog does a lot of writing in her little book… then tears out the page and gives it to them… they always seem pleased… more than Momdog.. she can be puzzling sometimes… but maybe it’s just her way..well time for as nap

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Daddog got a new Computer… Markdog came over and set it up…..It might be above his level…. the good thing is the screen size .. takes up the whole room… His posts haven’t improved but his mistakes are easier to see…Hey I thought his was about Me….In other news… I’m as pretty as ever… Alfie escaped to his home in the Mountains.. I think I wore him out.. Daddog says I was pushing the Alfa Female thing.. I of coarse have no idea to what he is referring … Me being Me… My education is taking a step forward… I’m getting Tutored… more on that later… I’m thinkin typin class

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Finding a Dog Lawyer is not as easy as it might seem…. The Yellow pages… Yuck… use a towel next time…Google.. sounds like some sound you make at the wrong time….Newspaper… that yellow thing again…I may be Barking up the wrong tree ( what does that mean anyway?) maybe things arn’t so bad here afterall… I may have over reacted……Nah….I need a Dog whose bite is worse than his bark….I also need a few more Dog related sayings… I think I may have to go off leash or is it on line….Daddog would know… but he is the Defendant… it might be awhile before we hear….ALL RISE…..

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S-Softy-S feeds me very well…I have heard rumblings that this is about to change.. staements like” if she gets hungry enough she’ll eat it ” are being tossed around… I need a Dog Lawyer… S-softy-S is going Home… I feel THEY have created a stressful enviorment. or atleast a confusing one.. therefore I have no choice.. I am not financially able to pay so. I need to find a Lawyer who will take my case pro-BONE-O…..I’ll be asking for AID so get those checkbooks ready… of coarse I hope they can change their attitude . but I need to be prepared. Maybe a SuperPac

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I grieved for almost 2 hrs when they left… Then I shifted into adapting mode.. Had Sandy-softy-Sierra trained in about an hour… It’s good to be the Queen….9 days of heaven.. she even fixed me lamb chops… all was going great and then…. We’re Home.. I sniffed them… ( they had been around over dogs)…. I got all excited ( figured it would workout better in the long run if they thought i’d missed them)… they were so happy to see me… then the big disapointment.. no present… I don’t wear “T” shirts.. but come on… I am going to milk their guilt for awhile.. hope to distract them from finding out that Somethings are (as they say) Missing….Heard Sandy ask Momdog if those Dolls were old? … got to go ..try to. do somethin extra cute ( like that’s hard)….Later ..

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I want ALL the attention!!!….Alfie’s Mom ( Sandy-Sierra) Loves me ( who doesn’t) She always makes such a fuss over Me.. I weasel my way betwwen Alfie and his Mom.. Aflie doesn’t think it’s funny. and has said so….. I mean, Why do people come here? to See Me!. Alfie has her all the time… Momdog and Daddog leave on their trip soon( I’m not supposed to know)..Fun times are a comin..I’ll have many stories to tell Daddog when they get back…… I Might be able to weasel my way on the big bed with Alfie…( that’s the People Bed) Momdog told Sandy-S.. it was a no-no…sounds like a good place to start……. Have a nice trip!

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Alfie is here I think I won first prize..I do love Ofver Dogs..But Alfie is Special…He..Being a PugDog ,( he is rather low to the ground) is a challenge for me.. sometimes he dosen’t seem all that thrilled to be here, but I know I will grow on him…I may have to stop weasleing my way between Sandy- Sierra and him.. he is the jealous type…. He is going to be here for awhile … so I’ll have to behave ( I can)… Well time to go see what he doin……….Oh Boy

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