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Where to begin…. Let me sum up… Prince Humperdink marries Buttercup in little less than half an Hour..the castle gates are guarded by 60 men…. what are our asessts?.. Your Brain his Strength… My steel…….and then theres always the Count.( the Six fingered man)…. talk about the perfect story.. I was hooked at Buttercup.. and Kissing Book..Daddog made me memorize the entire movie,,… I’m not lefthanded either…Grace and Bens Gramma Lewis turned Daddog on to this story when she read it in college English.. thought he’d like it…. Duh…… Hope everyone is Well…watch out for ROUS’s
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It seems Bern just got here and” LIKE THAT” he was gone…( tell the truth , Did you get the Usual Suspects ref?).. Bernie said he wish he’d brought-en Sky, me too.. I found out some confusing things about Bern on this trip,, Being from Michigan ,He dosen’t like Basketball,, I was under the impression that that’s all they did back there, the other thing would of coarse be Bowling .. and Rollin Round the Basement Floor.(.Daddog says Elton John stays with you)… And by the way ,how bout them Warriors? Well Earthday is tomorrow( Momdogs is team leader at the Creek cleanup site) Daddog HAS to work under HER direction. Heard him Practicing… “Yes mis Lewis” ,..”anything you say Mis Lewis” ( and ofcoarse from ShawShank)… Piss Break.Boss?… It’s good to be the Queen
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Pheasant for dinner.( some of the ones Daddog shot.. no be-bees). Momdog cooked the crap out of them( crap in this case is good ) Bernie didn’t bring Sky with him, something about having Tail problems… got lots of Pets from Bernie ,tummy rubs too, he really knows how to treat a Girl.. Offered to let Bernie go out and go Poddy with me… said something about having special underwear… words like Depends and Always were overheard… Of coarse I have no idea what they were in reference to… He did seem to have a smile on his face most of the evening…. Maybe he’ll go out with me tomorrow… as we all know going Poddy is better with a friend…….. SWORD Fight
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Well the flagstones are in… Momdog and Daddog worked together… it’s a good thing we have no one living close by… I yelled.. DOCTOR PHIL come quick! ( it airs some time in June)…the good news is Momdog thought of some new projects.. the really good news is Big Bern is coming to visit..( maybe he’ll bring Skydog).. he’s picking up some Crap(treasure) that was givin to him ( Daddog loaded it in Berns Trailer.. cause Bern was a shutin)…can’t lift over 2 lbs.. happy days ahead
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What a way to end the weekend….country muSIC my coat is sore from all the pettin… Momdog is in seventh heaven.. Daddog thought it would be nice to do the dishes.. win win…in other news I got a toy with 12 squeekers… 11/2 hrs ago .. now it has 9…Wait did someone just say somethin about their BABY leavin? and there Truck havin a flat… or that someone stole the blocks from under my double wide…I didn’t think we had that many dishes
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Momdog has (had) a White couch( love seat) in the front room…. It has a history of being a place where Dogs like to lounge. ( until they’re caught).. it faces the window.. just the right height.. a perfect fit for a girl Dog..( all previous Dogs have been Girls). one problem .. she has it covered with a sheet.. A Girl Dog named Genger.. apparently got all muddy and rubbed her butt on it.. … Hey I’m a clean Dog… How am I supposed to get the full experence of this Thrown with a sheet on it.. Momdog is very set in her ways… we’ll see who wins…. No Sheet
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I’m the only one who saw it….Momdog was away.. just Daddog and me workin on THE project… The scene… Daddog is tearing out a deep rooted bush , in the space between the barn and the house.. .he climbs up on the wall and tries to pull out a stuborn root… the root gives way and Daddog finds himself falling toward the ground, off balance root inhand,, below , tools, woodpile, and other debries.. he has less than a second before he is scarred for life. or worst… then it happens .. he twists in midair and throws is feet forward. alining hinself with the only clear spot on the ground 4 feet below… as he desends his knees come together.. he hits the ground … STUCK IT.. a perfect landing .. the russian judge would have givin him a 10…. Momdog comes home… asked How It going? Daddog ( cool as always) says Good…..Was I surprised Nah…. He’s alittle sore but got right back to work… he must really want that Pillow
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Momdog just asked Daddog if he was ready to go back outside to continue THE prodject.. thought I heard a GLARE…..Daddog said of coarse HONEY…He told me in confidence… “he’s just lucky she lets him sleep inside”….of coarse he was the one who found the flag stones on Craigs list..Did he think. they would install themselves…. I should have stopped at DID HE THINK … Momdog says if The prodject turns out well he might get a PILLOW….. Ah the old rewards system
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Well it’s now offical… Daddog says it’s not April 15th until he hears…. Let me tell you how it will be.TAXMAN. it’s one for you 19 for me … and The TAXMANS taken all my dough and left me in my stately home… lazin on this sunny afternoon.. Beatles and. Kinks … I try to understand him … I know he’s in there.. the light is on
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