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I had heard many stories about the GREAT an Powerful BERNIE. M.. well From my first impression I’d say they were all true… Bernie brought my new friend SKY Dog down to go Pheasant Hunting with Daddog…Dadddog says SKY is the Best at Pheasant Hunting… They got 5… Sky’s ass is Dragin… she said she had forgotten how much fun it was…I can’t wait to play with her as soon as she wakes up from her nap… LEXI… Pheasant Dog……. a girl can Dream
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I slept great… Momdog not so much, something to do with “what if the list gets lost”… and Will Dadogs health last long enough to finish it….and will she have to DATE again…. and after all, everything on the list is priority one… I think shes like..” Trying to PUSH a CHAIN….. of coarse if anyone can… Momdogs the one… ( the Dating thing really has her concerned… she has invested alot of time trying to Train Daddog ..but…. possibly a younger model)
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Got a baff today….not my favorite thing ..but atleast they used warm water….. over heard….Size matters….what size Tv will fit in the new Toyhauler… Daddogs says …with the condition of his Eyes ..the bigger the better… Momdog thinks (……….)..(. its a good thing she doesn’t read this stuff). that an Existing T V would be just fine… Daddogs thinkin 60′ Momdogs thinkin 6′,,, The good news is there is something called Morrison Bucs… 2 against 1…. I’m thinkin 2 remotes
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I’m a Smart Dog…I know what Love is ( Forest GumpISH) Hearing all the Wonderful stories of True everlasting Love.. How Having found that one special one makes your life complete.. How having that wonderful someone to walk thru life with is the greatest feeling in the world.. the closeness, the warm feeling just hearing their name the tear that comes when you realize just how lucky you are …. with that said ….FOR A GOOD TIME CALL…LEXI…867-5309
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We all live in the same structure… so why would Daddog be in a Doghouse….Momdog says he’s an Under-achiver ..only 2 chores were completed yesterday… so she added 3 more…. she runs a tight ship…Daddogs says he wishes he was like me… everything I do is PRECIOUS… it’s good to be the Queen
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I feel bad for Momdog… she wants ACTION( control) so bad.. and Daddog is OUT OF IT … she’ll ask” so when are you going to do———-“.. the answer is always the same….”.soon” that DADDOG is a slippery devil……In other news…my formal education is being put on hold.. heard I won’t get TUTORED until I’m 6 to 8 months old… they can be so confusing
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I am assured the action about to be described will result in no disruption of POSTS…..The scene… I am lying on the kitchen floor.. Daddog questions “what’s in your mouth?” nothin I respond… NUTTIN-A ( blazeing Saddles REF) a chase ensues and I am bribed to Open my Mouth… where upon the Plastic bottom of Daddogs Mouse drops from My mouth..what ever happened to…No harm No foul… Hey the Mouse still works… this is the kind of crap I have to endure
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Markdog…( upgraded status) took my photo while he was talking to Daddog on Skype….I feel I have a reasonable expectation of privacy and that my Dog Rights have been violated…However… rather than consult a Dog attorney… ( due the many positive coments about said photo) ..I . have..decided. to just say Thanks……………………………. from what I understand prints can be ordered on line…….(just a thought)
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Went to the vet… sat on the scale… 28.3 lubs (lbs) at that rate I will weigh 84lubs when I am a year old,, looking forward to being an all grown up.Dog….. Daddog says Growning Up isn’t all it’s cracked up to be… said he wouldn’t wish it on anybody….. He says getting older is ok, but growing up is a Bit*h… I think this constitutes Raining on my Parade…….Valentines Day is comeing..saw Momdog looking for Last years Card for Daddog..(.of coarse he saved it) ( it’s 20 years old). she says she feels the same so why buy a new card…such a Romantic…..
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