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Why would..D O G or is it G O D give me the abilkity to stand on my hind legs and reach the counters of this world.. if I wasn’t supposed to.. I feel if I don’t use the gifts i am given.. I will be considered an under achiver.not being an achiver ( or is it retriever) is what being a Dog is all about (Which is considered a sin in the Dog world) and would someone please tell me what are lines and why do they need to be Drawn. and should they apply to me. if I knew there were so many rules I would never have leaned how to read………… for those who are keeping score… it’s Lexi 1 dinosaur 0 In fact I think I swalloed its squeeker… Daddog said he would watch my stools… I don’t even sit on stools
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I’m don’t cook… I eat…. that being said… how would you Freezer Burn something… and wouldn’t that be an OXYMORON ? This world gets more confusing all the time… and why would anyone belittle an Ox… Humans can be so shallow
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Did I ever mention that I Love DADDOG….there are many reasons.. which I won’t bother to go into now…. lets just say three words….. COSTCO CHICKEN SKIN….. it seems there is a family tradition..that when returning from Costco The Dog dejuer ..Me… gets the skin from a….. I-say I-say a ROASTEN CHICKEN…Heh Heh Heh……that’s some. good eatin son….No.. I don’t beliieve LOVE is skin deep ..but it’s a start.
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Well the early start that was supposed to happen …didn’t… B M (Bernie Morrison ) (hey that fits) Decided not to beat the traffic and sleep in..problem is I havn’t seen my budddy SKY yet… thought we could spend some time together before she left for the mountains… Daddog made Bacon for the occasion… Yum.. there is always a bright side
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I watch… I learn… Humans walk on only 2 legs… I have found … standing on my hind legs gives me an opportunity to see what is on the counters…. all kinds of good stuff…apparently this is frowned upon by the High comand.. always willing to experience new things ,I find this is stifling my inquisitive nature , I am trying not to learn the word OFF… Who do I see for Justice…..Sky says..”sometimes lifes a bitch”….I say” there’s a new Sheriff in town”
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Sky is the BEST….. where as I am doing my best to own the name Weasel.Dog….. (let your mind wander)….Sky is very good natured about all of it… but sometimes she pins me and explains things to me…she can only take having her face licked for so long before all hell breaks loose.. I wear her out..she is really greatful when Bernie says lets go to the barn… sure wish I could go hunting with her…I don’t think she feels the same… sometimes I think she considers me as Punishment for something she must have done …. it couldn’t have been THAT bad…
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Good news ….SKY’s coming back today…I suppose I should say I’m gonna try to be a better host….Nah….I think maybe she was just alittle tired…I always say Play While You Can…( A Morrison-ism)…. He is full of .em,,… ( note to self… don’t jump on Bernies New Truck). .. ……
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Well Daddog just burned up a Pot says it’s my fault I took to long to dictate my thoughts… The King of Spin… He’s in deep Do Do and he knows it… so he messes up and I get no lunch… Hey Daddog want to go for another Ride?
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They feel the need to take me for rides in the truck (thanks but the car is no better) Daddog has spread an elaborate mixture of towels and tarps to capture any type of MASS that I may feel like bringing forth…I am proud of him ..so far he batting about 700..( baseball ref.). the 300 is where I excel….We had to stop at 2 different trash cans to rid the back seat of treasure. I was brought back Home.(Momdog forgot her White Elephant ID) and placed in the garage.. had my Bed ,toys ,water I was empty.. safe in the garage… Remember I said I was very good at opening doors… well the garage (man door) door into the house.. has a handle that is easy. and the door opens in..so. when Daddog returned from taking Momdog, I was in the kitchen.. munching on my plumbing pipe.. I’m pretty sure the sound he made was a laugh.. he called me a Weasel… only thing that saves my butt is …Momdog thinks I’m cute
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