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I have discovered a new source of chew toys…There are these soft rolls of paper that can be shredded..(. located in an open cloest.) there is even one on the wall by my water bowl….. of coarse shreddin is best done in the dark while they’re sleeping… hours of fun… they said it looked like Snow .. and of coarse we get to play Keep-a-way… a new dawn
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Jokes on me.. although I feel I had some concerns that were valid….Momdog had a great time, bought Daddog and Coreydog some neat stuff… ( apparently what Daddog wants and what Momdog thinks he’ll like are not the same)…He put the things in the Never wear pile…( look out Darin your Birthdays comeing up) ..smiled and said thank you.. …………..Can’t exchange it.. not even for store credit…. anybody need a LARGE chew toy in the shape of a peanut… The sales girl said it is what you get an Elephant`… I was …MISS .. lead
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Something is going down … I’m not to sure I approve…… This is MY house….so you can imagine my reaction to the news .. we are getting a new member of the family… now I’m still young and don’t know everything.( I know that’s hard to believe)…. So I ask… what is a White Elephant.. why do we need one… where is it going to sleep… does it have it’s own toys… does it think it’s going to be a LAP Elephant.. who gets walked first… How much do they cost (fixed income). Has this Elephant been marked down and why.. well stay tuned, Momdog should be home from the White Elephant sale this afternoon…. Hope she gets a crate….. .
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Daddogs home…. to celebrate we all went for a ride in the truck…I destoryed it… ….Back ground…. everytime I ride in a motor vehicle ..I empty my tummy.. the vet says it has something to do with my inner ear… Doctor Morrison (yes..Bernie) says you need to keep going for rides “she’ll out grow it”… don’t ask how that working for Daddog…… back to the present…Daddog put down plastic and towels to CATCH the mess…luckly I found a gap….he had a gun case and a huntin vest.. so I thought why mess up a perfectly good towel.. to add a new wrinkle I used both of my ends…..Let’s just say Daddog is glad he’s home.
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I’m alitle pissed … Thought this was going to be my first Duck Hunting trip….apparently there is more to it than showing up with the right attitude…….. something about loud noises… sitting still for long periods… and beleive it or not ..not eating the Ducks… maybe I dodged a Bullet..(pun intended)..It’s a good thing I asked… I think I’m to young to hold a grudge….. what ever those are……… now where did I see those Lizard skin cowboy boots
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To chew or not to chew….Duh… chew… friction has occured with my choices lately… the puppy excuse is running thin… ..even cute may have reached its limit… chew toys… boring… I do love their squeek…..Hey I’m an easy goin girl…….its call an Antique. because it’s OLD… (like OLD, out dated … not made anymore ..and very tastey… am I wrong
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Today… 55 years ago I met your MOM… it was LOVE at first sight
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Always willing to grow and experience new things… I was offered and excepted the chance to try. KFC broiled. chicken skin… Yummy… I give it two Paws up..( the meat ain’t to shabby either)… the Duck Momdog cooked last night is also on my favorite list….Daddog was cleaning some Ducks and gave me a sniff…Oh yeah.. sat right under Momdog while she was prepareng them… … I’m trying to picture myself as a Duck dog… I figure if you don’t think outside the crate…. why be here
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Had my first therapy session today… just kiddin… I have all the answers (to all of the questions that concen me)…It’s simple… look cute and pretend to obey their comands. Pee and Poo outside.. don’t chew cowboy boots or leather purses… in the early morning hours wait for the human d’jour to pidddle before I do…..I’m told I got it made.. that’s a matter of opinion.. Therapy yeah right.
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