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Is there such a thing as Dog-Nip… If there isn’t… I discovered it in… Rawhide chew sticks… I love those suckers.. of coarse around here they are called Furniture savers………Had an Idea …. Keyboards with the Letters far apart for typing Dogs… You would understand if you had Paws…. Yes I was thinkin of cutting out the Middleman…. don’t tell him… he thinks he’s special
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What a day Aunt Tyla and Neice Inga came by to see Me…Two more fans added to the club… said they don’t believe I could possibly do the things I am accused of…..especially the Dolls Hair.. they said some very nice things about Me…All true of coarse….They brought some dinner for us..(?).. It was delicious. ( I’m Told).. they woofed it…. I didn’t even get to lick the bowl… I got a new Rope toy.. thank you thank you…Inga took my picture…I tried to hold still …but… I am an active Girl..
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I’m a Bowl half full kind of girl…No mater what life throws at me I know it will always get better…so when I saw a new package of Bacon strips…. in the shopping bag .. I was sure they were for me…When some stips were placed in the microwave.. I was confused.. then these same strips were consumed by..OTHERS…I don’t need a bunch of excuses..where’s mine?… Being the center of the universe is supposed to have certain Perks…. their training shall continue.. No More MISS Nice DOG
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What… they’re little people right.. so they sit in antique rocking chairs an have fancy old clothes ..their bodys are hard like some kind of clay or porcelin.. their faces are painted… and they have the most delicious HAIR..I just can’t help myself.. Yum Yum… for some reason they have been removed to a Safe location.. Bummer… they are now all Blad…I’m playing the Puppy Card.. Momdog is very upset.. I may be grounded.. in real dirt… I mentioned my freckles … she didn’t smile
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Overheard.. Hon… why don’t you write that ta-do list on a roll of toilet paper.. so It can I an get some use from it too..?….( didn’t go over well) some things are better thought than said outloud
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I am a luckydog…. I have speed..where as Momdog..(hip) Daddog.(old) are no match for the Lexmeister….every now and then I slip my bonds and go for a run up the hill… I hide behind a bush and listen to them call me…..they try everything…. even brought out my squeek toy… finally I come back …. Win..Win…. of coarse I don’t get a treat…… but man it’s fun…..who ever said..” have your KIDS when you are young” should have said “don’t get a Puppy if you can’t hang.
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I have observed…. The ta-do list might be better referred to as ..Things you better do before you die by accident list….. ..( jury of Wives.. justifiable Homicide)…. Momdog apparently does not like trees…(paper)….that list is looong.. It really doesn’t help that Daddog says ..What list?…….. Hey I heard it’s time to hunt ..Pheasants
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Daddog is home from gettting his Decoys……got to go to Coreydogs house last night… boreing…If the truth be know I prefer to be takein Potty by Daddog…It’s like we are a team…Momdog holds a pretty good leash … but… Momdogs Hip.. everybody knows that… O K her wearin around Hip … is appreantly Ok… went to the Doc today and he said as long as she doesn’t breath and walk at the same time.. It shouldn’t happen again… I think she got this Doc on sale… there goes those dance classes… ( I guess some people still have Wet Hair)
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We played a new game….the scene.. Momdog and I are on a walk..(up by the Red truck).. Daddogs is Huntin… Momdog falls on the ground… she pretents like she can’t get up… I got to help her drag herself into the house… I bit at her hair and she pretended to swat me away..we had a great romp..She couldn’t reach the phone..I jumped up to help her just as CoreyDog happen to call… Corey call some numbers and I got to meet some Firemen and Ambulance people.. they took Momdog away.. It was a great game… I found out it”s called… Relocate or Dislocate your Hip … I don’t think we will play it again… Momdog is fine.. Corey stayed with me till she got home.. Daddog drove Home to see her.. never a dull moment around here
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